Retired teachers
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Mr Nichols
Does that include Mr Nichols (IT 'teacher') or was he fired?
Quotes
"The Scottish phone book is this thick [indicates that the book is slim with his hands] for an area this big [indicating large area with hands}, whereas the London phone book is this thick [indicating a large, thick book with his hands] for an area this big [indicating a small area]. That is what a computer file sysytem is like".... All I learnt from Mr Nichols in a year... Thank heavens for Mr Gray and Saltash cruiser cluib spreadsheets...
Mrs Greaves
- Apparently she once fell through a chair (a nugget of info passed onto me by a parent during an open day), that must have been fun to watch.
Quotes
During a lunch time leaving party for pupil in her year 9 form (whilst changing music cassettes) "Look at me, I'm Fat Boy Slim"
Trying to explain to a student the meaning of the Latin word 'lascivis': "You know, wanton, lascivious," (blank look from student) "erm, you know [vague hand gesture]... nookie".
