Rebecca Dawson

Factfile

Name: Rebecca Louise Dawson

Nicknames: Rebecki, Becky, Becca & Berecca

Form: 8n (now 10N)

Form Tutor: Mr Chambers

Birthday: 22nd August

12 Facts About Rebecca

1. Her best friends are Eve White (her PE and Ear buddy) and Rebecca Allcock.

2. Is no longer going out with Callan Lofthouse in 9R.

3. Has a friend called Eve White who is going out with Joe Holdsworth-Miller in 9R.

4. Went through a phase of saying everyone (who she didn't know there name) was called Dave

5. Went through a phase of saying everyoun (who she didn't know there name) was called Keith. They had a pop quiz in geography and someone actually was called Keith, but no-one listened to her. =(

6. Was fighting with Joe Holdsworth-Miller for half of lunch time over HER 5p!!

7. Played a slut/chav/bimbo in RS and seemed to really enjoy it =P

8. Goes to scouts and no.. it isn't just for boys!

9. A co- creator of The protein shakes

10. Doesn't give Micah Young or anybody else lap dances and never has.

11. Is not blind, deaf and DOESN'T have a bald patch.

12. Is married to Matthew Hoyle.

The Hill

The hill is a very funny place where Rebecca genraly gets her shoes stolen and then passed round. Then someone like Greg will appear and shove her down the hill so they roll in a very dodgey-looking way. And when she gets bored of the hill (or gets kicked off) she goes and finds Gary and watches some fly porn.

Protein Shakes

'Protein Shakes' were invented by Rebecca Dawson, Rebecca Allcock, Eve White and Micah Young during the year seven trip to Paris. Go on The protein shakes page to find out more. =)

The Gang

• Eve - Tall, Funny and does Mission Impossible to get out of the cinema (Eve says: i only did that once, and the people who we threw popcorn at were rather a lot bigger than us)

• Becca - Nice and Likes singing and humming A LOT!!! Can be very annoying but she is still one of my my best freinds.

• Micah - Small, Funny and can make virtually everyone laugh. His evil cackle is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!

• Simon - Also small and funny. He had to take a picture of Gingy on the Germany trip to check he had all his clothes on and he likes hiding under tables or in corners.

• Matthew - Funny and has good music taste. He likes making jokes at other peoples expence.

Becca seems to like having friends who are a good laugh!! XD

Quotes

• "Am i wearing my glasses?"

• "EEWW!!! I'VE GOT A CONDOM IN MY HAIR!!!!!"

• "Is that callan? or is it a girl? it could be callan, or it might be a girl... I can't tell"

• Becca D: 'God's easy?'

Eve: 'No Becca and I'm pretty sure that's blasphemy.'

• Becca A: Who's that outside the door?

Becca D: Pfft, probably just a couple of gays

• Becca A goes and checks*

Becca A: Nope, its Callan and Joseph

• "No Micah, I'm only using legal contraception"

• Whilst playing nervous, Rebecca repeatedly says "Me and Micah" but everyone ignores her

• "Where did everybody go?" (turns around) "There they are!"

• (In german)"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, three"

• (In Spanish) "One, two.. (In French) three, four, five.. (In German) four, five, six, seven eight.. (In English) nine..(In German) two, three

• "Do you think you have to put money in this vending machine?"

• I'm not blind, I'm not deaf, and I don't have a bloody bald patch!!

• "It wasn't my fault; it was pinochio's!"

• "Dear Mrs editor man"

• EEVVEE!!! Give me my bloody *insert object here* back!!

• "Ich bin Phantasialand"

• "Sam!!"

• Owain: I'm in Hell

Eve: I'm in Heaven

Becca: I'm on EARTH!!

• Eve: Wow..you're a chav AND LIVE IN BACUP!!

Becca: And whats wrong with living in Bacup??

Eve: Seeee..she is a chav!!

• Eve: I once dropped my troll in Manchester

Becca: Who's Charlie?

• Becca: OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE THIS CHEESE GRATER!!!!!!

Mum: Ok then... whatever turns you on.

• Eve: What day is it today?

Becca D: Monday

Micah: Really?

Becca A: No, it's Friday

Becca D: I'm sure it's Monday, are you sure it's Friday?

Becca A: YES!!

Eve: Well we did the concert yesterday.

Becca D: Oh Yeah. Well you could've done it on a Sunday.

Becca A: Well we were at school on the same day we did the concert.

Eve: Silly Becca

Becca D: Hmm, I could've sworn it was Monday