Mr Spencer

Appearance

He is short, and many say that he looks like the BRGS squirrel Mascot, Maurice. (Unfortunately incorrect. He actually is said to resemble a chipmunk. Close, though.)

Head of Geography

Arguably by default (Mrs Helm is head of CT, Doc Rob and Doc Ed are deputy heads, and Mrs Young is a Head of Year), Mr Spencer is continuing in the same tree-hating way as Mrs Helm by giving an average of 3.4 photocopied sheets per lesson..

Quotes

• "Right, so" *clap*

• "Does that make sense?"

• "I'll wait"

• "The hills are hummocky"

• (in funny voices) "Big Clint, Little Gryke!"

• (While Melissa Hall has her leg trapped in a gryke on a Geography excursion) "Ooh ooh! This'll make a good one! (takes Photograph) He he!"

(so predictable that two - extreeemely cool -members of 7S of 2002-03 could mime along)"good mornin evreybody, sit yourselves down") <-- as is the case for all teachers ¬_¬

On Teapots

Was, during his student days at BRGS, made to stand on his chair and sing "I'm a Little Teapot" by a certain teacher who was (and possibly is) still working at the infamous grammar-school-on-a-hill. Congratulations to the genius who came up with that punishment.