Aaron Barlow

Aaron Barlow

Aaron Barlow is a member of 8R. He likes to be random and draw funny things on the white board. Aaron also thinks it is a bit stupid writing about one's self in third person but he's doing it anyway. He also spent about 3 quaters of an I.T lesson on wiki. Annoyingly he just wrote a really long Wiki about himself but just got it all deleted by clicking on one of the below hyperlinks (so stupid). He also loaths maths and R.S claiming that he'd rather do a whole week of homework club than do one lesson of maths (homework club is a scary place ... I went there once). And if he starts one more sentence with the word he, he's going to go mad.

What the Hell is going on?

What is it about that story Joseph wrote. Who the heck made Joseph's, Owain's and Saim's wiki (I know none of them did)(Owain: I think Bobby did). What is Owains sceret page (been deleted) and why do Owain and Eve keep having wiki battles about that damm shipwrecked story (I get eaten by a giant sea turtle and I don't complain) (Owain: Aaron it's because they can't take the mik in real life about you dieing in a story, whereas because of that damn story they take the mik out of me all the time) on several wiki pages. THE WORLD IS GOING INSANE.

Friends

Yeh! this is the part where I tell you about about my friends (see I switched from 3rd person to 1st person very bad english). Michael, a very sarcastic and hypocritical person, but who cares he's funny and he prctises piano for about 3 hours a night (now that's dedication). Kieran, who is growing extremely fond of peoples legs (lets not go any further) , Kieran also loves going to the tuck shop and getting hyper on sweets! Bobby, who loves to get his belly patted and who is searching for his long lost cube .... so sadening :( Joseph, who is either on the floor (his favourtite spot), being chased by a group of crazed girls,having a fantastic time in the bin or wrestling with Kieran. Saim, he maybe small but he is so cool. Owain is probably the only person in the class or maybe the school, obsessed with penguins.

My Best Freinds

You already know a bit about Michael and Kieran but time to go into more detail. Michael has a fanatical obsession with well guns and killing. He says he likes a fountain pen the best but never has any ink cartridges (also has about 10 biros). He also has some annoying freinds that his mum makes him play with because she is freinds with their mothers. Theo who you would think was 9 but is actually 11 and Max a 10 year old who you would think was 7 (also obsessed with Portugese things). Kieran who has an unfair home life, his 'bedtime' ranges from 7:30 to 8:00. He also has dislike for his Mums partener who feels the same. Also if his little brother does something he gets the blame. I as well always accidentely cause Kieran harm how I will never know. (feel free to write anything funny or incriminating about Michael or Kieran)

A.K.A

Some people up in th music department have decided to give me the nickname mini Mercer, even some members of my form are openly using it. On average I will be called mini Mercer at least once a day. I would like to stress that I look nothing like Mr Mercer and to say that any who thinks that is extremely dumb! (yes you do Aaron) Recently after getting my hair cut, Owain has also referred to me as Mr Hoyle, I just don't understand this so can someone please explain it to me! (its the same haircut)

Rabbits

Rabbits. Rabbits are Cool and so ace. Bunnies are cute and better than all other animals in the world. YEH!

Quotes (Some of these will occur more than others)

• 'Oh no it's maths next'

• 'OK Bobby I'll pat your damm belly!'

• 'Michael I not going to the music department'

• 'RABBITS'

• 'Oh no, Not assembly'

• 'Kieran get off'

• 'I want the black whiteboard pen'

• 'Kieran get off'

• 'FuFu is the meaning of life'
• 'Kieran get off'

• 'MR. BuBu'

• 'Kieran get off'

• 'I'm going to make my own Wiki'

• 'Kieran get off'

• 'I like roast chicken CRISP'

• 'Kieran get off'

• 'It's BURY not BERY!!!!!!'

• 'Kieran get off'

• 'Kinder Maxi more milk less cocoa'

Other Random Stuff

I want to take over the world. I think Bobby Thompson,Owain Dawson and Joe Holdsworth-Miller have also wrote a Wiki. I ma terrilbe fro typos. Ummm. Writing it once and then getting it deleted is really annoying. PLEASE DON'T EDIT THIS. It's now about 8:30. I hope one day Bobby will find his cube. R A B B I T S! I play and hate the cello. None of my freinds have put me on their wiki's I wonder why??? (cause we hate you)(THANKS ALOT OWAIN)(your welcome and add me on MSN! Ebil_Penguin@hotmail.co.uk)