Joe Holdsworth-Miller

Fancies Eve White

Friends include Bobby Thompson, Owain Dawson, Aaron Barlow and Saim Ahmed

Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)

Has extremely easy to guess passwords such as his name, his nickname, his other nickname, 123abc (his most complicated password yet), fred, qwerty, asdfghjkl (the middle line on your keyboard) and other passwords so obvious that there is no point in writing them down.

Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)

Hates cats as they kill rats. He likes rats and wolves.

Hates the name Joe

Likes to get his own back on Bobby. He just ends up getting hurt, though.

Never wants to play the game 7 minutes in heaven. Ever.

Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing

Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...

Chews like a horse

Has a plot for everybody in the class to suddenly get mysterious stomach cramps at the start of an R.S. lesson to waste time. It is strongly recommended that you try this, it can save you a lot of boredom.

If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven or Einstein. He has enough hair to make a ponytail.

Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.

Has "removable foots" (not a typo) as he remarked on PE lesson

Also has been said to have a monobrow like Mr Hoyle

Rebecca D says: Joseph is going out with Eve White in 8N. And they love each other Joseph says: So what?

Has been put in lots of bins and other exciting places such as:

• The bin in room 23
• The cupboard in room 64
• The bin in room 64
• The bin in S3 (VOLUNTARILY!)
• Behind the computer in S3
• Stuck behind room 89's door with only a German dictionary for company
• In the skip outside the Newchurch block

SHINYPSYDUCKS

Shiny Psyducks are so cool! Joseph Loves Shiny Psyducks! They Rock! Oh Yeah! They do!

Quotes

• What?

• Whuh?

• What was that?

• Who?

• What did you say?

• Unh?

• What am supposed to be doing again?

• OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!

• Shiny Psyducks!

• shouts out form room window 'Puffs!'

• "Izzy fancies Bobby" (joseph is slapped by Izzy) a few seconds later "Izzy fancies Bobby" (repeat process)

• (Jumps in bin in S3) WOOOOHOOOO! (1 minute passes) I'm stuck...

• Saim 4 Jayshree, Owain 4 Rebecca, Michael 4 Lucy, Kieran 4 Sophie!

• This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)

• I don't kick like a girl!

• Score! (Whenever he thinks he's done something right)

• Saim: Let me see your work joseph.
• Joseph: No (Shields work)
• Saim: I just want to check my answers.
• Joseph: For the last time go away!
• Saim: Just let me check them.

Joseph: BUGGER OFF!