Mr Haycocks

Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill Doc Rob's King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007.

Secret Lemonade Ginger

Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet black hair and outrageously ginger sideburns.

Quotes

• To woman in The Jolly Sailor: Don't be a stranger.

• To Heskey in English Language lesson: James, may I just say that you are looking sexual today.

• While a student was deciding whether to have a 6" or 12" sub in Subway San Francisco, "Three Inches is enough when you are bent over in the showers of Alcatraz"

• While handing a student a funsize Cadbury Fudge, "Here you go Lewis, go and pack yourself full of fudge"

• "Maybe Romeo was thinking with his little head rather than his big head, but don't put that in your coursework"

• "Get some pubes" whist the perryscope and his trust followers are being pillocks in his class.

• Said with ruler down his pants to illustrate opening scene of Romeo and Juliet, "Me they shall feel while I am able to stand", flipping the bendy ruler which was down his pants open...He then spotted a flexi-ruler and exclaimed, "this would have been better!".

• Appearing behind Heskey & Wez: "Ah my two favourite students, it's like sex on four legs!"

• "I have 34 frogs in my pond" - Mr H. "You sat and counted them?" - Al. "yeah!" - Mr H.

• "There are lots of ways to seriously disturb a child" talking about playing peek-a-boo

• "For the last five minutes we'll do solvent sniffing"

• "Friday night i dress up in a nappy and a dummy and go down to a fetish club and have a whale of a time" when someone commented on how much he seemed to enjoy making the baby noises

• "Would you go and rub the penis please Heskey" about a penis drawn on a window