Milton Ashworth

Milton Ashworth...What a comic! Milton is in 07N. Milton is a very violent boy who often teams up with Mohammed to defeat anybody in the class, and arguably anybody in the school. Milton is often on a 'high' getting hyper with any amount of sugar at all. Milton's previous nickname was Milt, until it was discovered that this actually meant fish sperm. His new 'nickname' given to him by people like Freddie is Farmer Milton due to his broad Bacup accent that they think sounds like a Yorkshireman... and that he lives NEXT to a farm. In Year 7 and the start of Year 8, Milton had a large rivalry with Matthew Hoyle where they often argued and even attacked each other and Milton, with his apparent lack of fear and excellent Judo skills made him win almost every time. This forced Matthew into going to his local karate club. More recently, they often work together to fight off people who are annoying Matthew, but occasionally Milton decides to ally with the enemy, becuase he finds it very amusing. Milton is proud supporter of Burnley FC and likes Football, Cricket and Judo. Milton is liked by pretty much everyone with his bright and cheery personality and he can always pick you up when you are down. Milton can do 'Child Labour', he will do almost anything for you to earn a quick buck. Milton also had weird obsession with stones.

Milton's Stone Collection

Milton's Stone Collection was the collection of small white-gray rocks formed by Milton. Milton had weird obsession with stones... he demanded Luke Quigley (One of his best friends) to deliver him a stone every day and he put them on a shelf that nobody ever looks at or even knows is there and was collecting them for an unknown reason. Mohammed was soon also demanding a stone to put on the shelf. Unfortunatly all of the stones have now been stolen from Milton's rockery and he and Mohammed have stopped demanding stones.

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Ideas for Why Milton Was Collecting Stones

• To one day throw them all at Hoyley and kill him?
• To sell them for money?
• To share with Mohammed so they can take over the school, then the world...
• To stone somebody?
• Because it was funny

Quotes

• "Wheres my daily stone!"
• "I AM NOT AN INBRED CHICKEN!"
• "I AM NOT A FARMER BOY!"
• "Join the Hitler Youth!"

Memories

Once danced to Rick Astley during a PSHE lesson along with Luke Quigley and Matthew Hoyle. Mr Edwards even found it funny.

Nicknames

• Farrmer Milton (even though he is not)
• Milt
• Miltstone
• MILF
• Milfy babes