Chris Holdsworth-Swan

Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a student in 11G at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, along with friend Daniel Marshall, he came to BRGS and joined 7G, where he eventually after a somewhat tumultuous start, made friends with Ashley Phillips. The three have remained friends ever since, and remain friends to this day.

He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet. He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection.

Nickname

Chris has recently been awarded the nickname 'Potato'. This is because he called Stuart Locke 'Spud', and he responded "Well you actually look like a potato!" and the nickname has stuck ever since.

He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which is a common occurence in sciences and PSHE. Toby gets his kicks, and so does Chris, as he squeals with delight, like a little school girl. The irony is quite striking, considering he is a 6 foot something beast!