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| − | Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a sixth former at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, onto BRGS itself as a student until now, along with friend [[Daniel Marshall]], he came to BRGS and joined 7G, where he eventually after a somewhat tumultuous start, made friends with [[Ashley Phillips]]. The three have remained friends ever since, and remain friends to this day. | + | Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a sixth former at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, onto BRGS itself as a student until now, along with friend [[Daniel Marshall]], he came to BRGS and joined 7G, where he eventually after a somewhat tumultuous start, made friends with [[Ashley Phillips]]. The three have remained friends ever since, and remain friends to this day. This trio were in fact the founding members of the famous group referred to as the Skippers in their early years at BRGS. |
| − | He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet. He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection. | + | He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet (he also has some better ones now). He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection. |
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| − | Chris has been awarded the nickname 'Potato'. This is because he called [[Stuart Locke]] 'Spud', and he responded "Well you actually look like a potato!" and the nickname has stuck ever since. | + | Chris has been awarded the nickname 'Potato'. This is because he called [[Stuart Locke]] 'Spud', and he responded "Well you actually look like a potato!" and the nickname has stuck ever since. This nickname is in fact only used by [[Stuart Locke]]. Mostly Chris is referred to as Chris. |
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| − | He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which used to be a common occurence in sciences and PSHE. Toby got his kicks, and so did Chris, as he squealed with delight, like a little school girl. The irony is quite striking, considering he is a 6 foot something beast! | + | He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which used to be a common occurence in sciences and PSHE. Toby got his kicks, and so did Chris, as he squealed with delight, like a little school girl. The irony is quite striking, considering he is a 6 foot something beast! In fact he didnt exactly squeal, it could be better described as a torrent of unprintable words which were cut short by the legendary Mrs Gregson entering the room. |
Revision as of 23:03, 12 November 2008
Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a sixth former at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, onto BRGS itself as a student until now, along with friend Daniel Marshall, he came to BRGS and joined 7G, where he eventually after a somewhat tumultuous start, made friends with Ashley Phillips. The three have remained friends ever since, and remain friends to this day. This trio were in fact the founding members of the famous group referred to as the Skippers in their early years at BRGS.
He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet (he also has some better ones now). He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection.
Nickname
Chris has been awarded the nickname 'Potato'. This is because he called Stuart Locke 'Spud', and he responded "Well you actually look like a potato!" and the nickname has stuck ever since. This nickname is in fact only used by Stuart Locke. Mostly Chris is referred to as Chris. =
He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which used to be a common occurence in sciences and PSHE. Toby got his kicks, and so did Chris, as he squealed with delight, like a little school girl. The irony is quite striking, considering he is a 6 foot something beast! In fact he didnt exactly squeal, it could be better described as a torrent of unprintable words which were cut short by the legendary Mrs Gregson entering the room.
