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Revision as of 23:53, 26 March 2010
English teacher and mother to Gareth Ashworth. Also possibly one of the nicest teachers to ever enter BRGS. She has worked for the school for a considerable amount of time as is evident by her presence in many school photographs.
For a while she had a classy bob-like haircut and a fringe which is best described as 'curtains', so when wearing her white blouse and having her back to the class she could sometimes be mistaken for Leonardo Dicaprio.
She teaches both English Language and English Literature, but sometimes teaches IT in the lower school she specialises in language along with Mr Haycocks at AS/A2.
Has a tendency to talk an awful lot during lessons about random things.
Some people think of her as a sort of female Stephen Fry.
Often calles her computer 'Petal' and tells you several times a year about how her guinea pig died.
She is in charge of the Chess club that meets on Wednesday lunchtime.
Looks remotly like an owl.
Quotes
- "Storm, has anyone ever told you that you look like a ferret?"
- "So we are doing a spreadsheet on pets. I used to have a pet once, a hamster called... bladhy blahdy bla... and he died ... bladhy bladhy bla... a rabbit ate him"
- "Right now I'm going to Johnny Depp those selected cells."
- "Im currently reading the "Night Watch" trilogy. Ohhh its good, have you read it?"
- "It remotely looks like a sperm" Talking about a semi-colon