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| − | Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a | + | Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a sixth former at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, onto BRGS itself as a student until now, along with friend [[Daniel Marshall]], he came to BRGS and joined 7G, where he eventually after a somewhat tumultuous start, made friends with [[Ashley Phillips]]. The three have remained friends ever since, and remain friends to this day. |
He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet. He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection. | He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet. He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection. | ||
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| − | Chris has | + | Chris has been awarded the nickname 'Potato'. This is because he called [[Stuart Locke]] 'Spud', and he responded "Well you actually look like a potato!" and the nickname has stuck ever since. |
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| − | He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which | + | He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which used to be a common occurence in sciences and PSHE. Toby got his kicks, and so did Chris, as he squealed with delight, like a little school girl. The irony is quite striking, considering he is a 6 foot something beast! |
Revision as of 17:50, 25 September 2007
Christopher Matthew Holdsworth-Swan is a sixth former at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, onto BRGS itself as a student until now, along with friend Daniel Marshall, he came to BRGS and joined 7G, where he eventually after a somewhat tumultuous start, made friends with Ashley Phillips. The three have remained friends ever since, and remain friends to this day.
He cannot have a simple conversation without reffering to sex in some way. Ask him about the story about the giant tortoise and the swedish vet. He knows how to fold a normal piece of paper so that when a certain piece is pulled it looks like a man with an erection.
Nickname
Chris has been awarded the nickname 'Potato'. This is because he called Stuart Locke 'Spud', and he responded "Well you actually look like a potato!" and the nickname has stuck ever since. =
He is also known for his squishy, alien-like skull, discovered whilst being touched by Toby Cockayne, which used to be a common occurence in sciences and PSHE. Toby got his kicks, and so did Chris, as he squealed with delight, like a little school girl. The irony is quite striking, considering he is a 6 foot something beast!
