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[[Mr Patrick]]: ''I was the UK's first openly gay teacher, I was on Kilroy'' | [[Mr Patrick]]: ''I was the UK's first openly gay teacher, I was on Kilroy'' | ||
Wez: ''Do you want to share or shaft?'' | Wez: ''Do you want to share or shaft?'' | ||
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Wez: ''So when the G-string snaps it's a real pain'' | Wez: ''So when the G-string snaps it's a real pain'' | ||
Revision as of 18:29, 19 October 2010
Contents
About
Wez (or Wesley as he is called by very few teachers) has been in attendace at BRGS since september 2000 when the little nipper started in the form 7G.
Our friend has since grown by a fair amount as has his locks of hair for which he is quite well known.
Everyone remembers the time when Wez sat on Ross Campbell Carmen head during a fight in the cubby hole in Year 7. Ross cried, and the fight was over.
Music Man
Wez is famed throughout BRGS for his singing and guitar abilities. Over the course of 7 years he has been involved in a number of musical odysses including a band known as NOAH.
Gay Bar
Wez has maintained a position as one of BRGS's resident funnies by performing Gay Bar, all the live long day.
What remains of this televisual phenominon is right here!
NOTE: A .avi (Audio Visual Interleave) codec, such as DivX, or XviD is required to view this video.
Karaoke
The crowd went wild on Friday 20th October 2006 when Wez and Heskey ran on stage during dinner time and performed live for the Half-Term Karaoke singing Eight Days A Week by The Beatles, complete with harmonised vocals & fully acoustic.
Quotes
- When Fod was whistling "the final countdown" in a maths lesson "you just can't not whistle the final countdown in maths!
- You're not a sponge (generally directed in the direction of Mr Lees)
- You tell me (see above)
- To Mr Ventress:You're my favourite Ventress
- To Heskey:You can't even spell LOVE how the cock did you get on an English course?!
Mr Jackson:Who do you think you are boy Wez:I'm Batman sir
Mr Haycocks: Wez you sexy beast Wez: You're just trying to get me to enter a promiscuous relationship with you aren't you? Mr Haycocks: And don't you know it!
Mr Patrick: I was the UK's first openly gay teacher, I was on Kilroy Wez: Do you want to share or shaft? (Said at the time Kilroy was hosting the game show "shaft")
Wez: So when the G-string snaps it's a real pain Dr Robinson: Don't talk about G-strings in front of people, it inflames them Wez: Sir, I was talking about the G-string on a guitar
