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About

Mr. Paul Wyton, became head of the Modern Foreign Languages department for BRGS in 2003 and has since then changed the year 7 compulsory language to German. He has also generally sorted out the language rooms, with posters of 'The Language Rules' and question words for French, Spanish and German. Wyton teaches French and German, German being his chosen subject of preference.

Mr Wyton's teaching style can be seen as odd yet very effective, his lesson would consist of stupid voices; odd hand gestures (all clean of course); a jesting insult to one or two of the clever members of the class he is teaching and will also include someone trying to think of a word he doesnt know in German. This has become an outstanding ambition for one of his current year 11 classes - ever since year 9.

Make him say 'chewing gum' in French. It's hilarious.

Also, make him sing the alphabet in German in an army chant style, it has been a favourite of the present 10R for the past 3 and a bit years.

Tattoos

Even thought the title says tattoos plural, that may not be completely true, for as far as I know he only has the one, ring around his arm in an old english/nordic style; most people do not know this, but it is visible on his arm when he rolls his sleeves up for period 4/5 lessons on hot days.

Personalised German Techniques

• Verb to enders
• Verb Magnets
• Trendifiers
• Crow-barring

Quotes

• 'I'm stood here earning my money'

• (several quotes from Coming to America including (Shouting)) YES YES FUCK YOUUU TOOOO....

• (After asking a relatively non-difficult german question and no one knows the answer) 'Hilfe!' (raising his own hands)

• 'You know what you are?' (prolonged silence) (then shouting) 'You're a Lying Get!!!'

• (shouting) 'YOU'VE JUST COMPLETELY REDEEMED YOURSELF!!'

• And even on one occasion in June 2006 after Tom Sheridan (year 10) has entered after one of his usual lesson avoiding excuses 'You know what this is...*popping noise*, no

really do you know what this is...*another popping noise* 'Its your head coming out of your ass!!'

• I'm really gonna ask you to put the ice clamp on now

• Fashion me a sentence

• Get your brain in gear

• Ice cream van pulls up at the bottom of the hill on 6th form leavers day and yr 11 can hear the music

Student 'whats that noise?'

Another student 'its the 6th formers'

Wyton 'oh yes. One of the 6th formers has dressed up as an ice cream van!'

• "Malikkkk... Malikkk......? And there goes Malik rolling down the hill..."

• During a lesson when Mr W. has lost his voice, explaining what "fluchen" means*

Mr W.: *Makes hand gestures and weird, squeaky noise*

Student: Do it again sir

Mr W.: *Makes hand gestures and weird, squeaky noise*

Student: One more time sir

Mr W.: *Makes hand gestures and weird, squeaky noise*

Student: Once more sir

Mr W.: OK, now you're just taking the piss

• "Say you have an object, like a leather whip for example....."