Jamie Oliver Bandwagon

After celebrity-chef Jamie Oliver went into a school somewhere, and shouted at the dinnerladies for reheating Turkey Twizzlers, the government has imposed new measures to ensure the health and well-being of all students.

Mr Morris the Newer, however, seems to have taken this to extremes. Not only have the chocolate machines been replaced with the new healthy-snacks-that-are-just-as-bad-for-you machines, but chips have been banned. Furthermore, visits to Waterfoot for the lower school are being phased out, leading to the demise of such establishments as the Arcade Chippy and that takeaway on the corner (Oasis?) who relied exclusively on the trade of BRGS students.