Robert Pilling

Rob Pilling

Rob as he is affectionaly know is a nice fellow, some may say man, and whom some sprogs may say giant. He has periodicaly shown that he is a master at delivering apauling jokes which he is famed for. Other names for Rob include "Silent Bob", "Mr Boring", "Well Endowed", "Semi", "Semi M^CP" and "Hey Get Your Lanky Self Away From Me".

Rob has an infallible ability to sneak into any picture ever taken. Some examples follow.

Example 1-Rob tactically interupting a picture of lenny while trying to get his Pink Hat back.

Example 2-Rob at the Leavers Do, displaying his incredibly lanky finger.

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Example 3-Rob in WWII

Example 4-Rob Depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry, just after the Battle of Hastings, 1066.

Jokes

Some of the jokes listed bellow are Rob's and he likes them:

• Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"

(bemused look from all who heard him)

Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"

• Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"

Crowd: "Hmm, I dont know!"

Rob: "He worked it out with a pecil."

Crowd: "Eeew." (Except a small niche of the lower common room crew who are rolling around on the floor.)

A recent addition to Rob's favourite jokes is:

• Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"

Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."

Rob: "The Captain's Log!"

Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Right, we're off" Rob is now left deserted. *Tumbleweed Floats Past*

More Facts

• Contrary to popular belif, Rob has never actually had a girlfriend, despite his handsome looks, and charming aroma.
• He is currently 6"4', however this measurement was taken a few weeks ago, so it could have increased since then...
• Rob can usually be found either in bed, at school or playing Half Life mods/other general games depending on the time of day.
• Rob has never been in the Upper Common Room apart from in Assemblies, and is currently planning a complex plan which envolves a guy, a thing, a rubber chicken suit and quite a large crane, so he can steal a pool table for the Lower Common Room, since they only have one.