Mrs Fowler-Gibbs

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Teaches 8n for English.

Had 9R when they were in year 7. Used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.

Write messages on the board and always puts kisses on the end.

Likes picking on a certain pupil in 8N (Eve White)(she doesn't pick on me, I just happen to always be in the wrong place at he wrong time) to demonstrate stuff and to aim for with books etc. likes to mentally destroy 8N for fun

Makes very strange facial expressions whilst reading or talking.

Scares 8N with tales about pets eating their owners.

Owns the best clothes going.. DONT BE MEAN! SHE IS THE BEST TEACHER 8N HAVE!

Has a different facial expression for every day.

Quotes

"Four On The Floor" When people rock on their chairs.

"I am waiting"

(8N take 10 minutes to settle down) "Well done year 8, that is the fastest you've ever done it."

"Yes, I do have a english merit, another teacher gave it me."

"Come in, sit down and be... SILENT." (repeats this A LOT)

"Your python is preparing to eat you." (Scary expressions 8N quivering in fear.)

"And the GOOD news is, I've marked your books so you can have homework tonight!" (8N groan)"Oh come on year 8- it's a FUN homework tonight!"

"I get the impression that none of you are listening."

"Hands up, pens down, and listen"

"You have 10 seconds 8N. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.5,1.25,1,0.5.."

"I suppose you could say a turtle has a horny mouth"

"I'm going to count to 10 and I want you all in your seats. 1,2,3,4,5 hurry up year 8! 5,4,3,2,1"

8N Stoies

  • Student: WOW - I've found rectum in the dictionary!!
  • Mrs F-G: Very Good - its a place where the sun don't shine!
  • 8N laugh for a while
  • Mrs F-G: I suppose you could call Bacup the rectum of Lancashire

The above is completly un true. ^

  • Rebecca Dawson gives her evils for a while
  • 8N are reading A Christmas Carol and find the word erect in there
  • Student asks what erect means
  • Mrs F-G says: When Something is stood up straight
  • Groans from class that she doesn't say the other meaning
  • Mrs F-G enters room. Tells 8N to get their books out and sit down.
  • teaches the class for 10 minutes.
  • Stops mid-sentence and looks around the room.
  • Mrs F-G says: Is this T3?
  • 8N:yes
  • Mrs F-G checks timetable.
  • Mrs F-G says: Right class, we're actually in the wrong T room. Could you please pack up and move into T5.
  • 8N moan.
  • Mrs F-G says: Well... I supose we could stay in this room just for this lesson.... But DON'T let it happen again!

The Python Story

  • There once was an old couple who were lonely, so they decided to buy a pet. Most people would've bought a cat or a dog or something like that, but they decided to buy a python. The couple fed it live mice and let it sleep on a blanket on the end of their bed. After they'd had it for a couple of weeks, it started not eating and stretching itself out and stiffening itself up on the bed *Class Laughs For A While*. The couple ring up the vet and ask what's rong with their python. The vet says "I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to put your python to sleep immediately. He's preparing to eat one of you!" According to Mrs F-G, this is a true story. Be warned - never buy a python for a pet. (We're not quite sure what this had to do with the english lesson, but it was a 'funny' story)