Mrs Blow

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A small and relatively unknown French and Spanish teacher, who has been known to hide student's P.E. kits outside under emergency fire stairs, because she said students leave their kits in their form-rooms. She would be the worst french teacher except for the fact that nobody likes any of them. Her waterbottle is rumoured to actually contain vodka or some other transparent strong alcohol, but unfortunately this has still to be proven.

She is the kind of teacher who, lets say likes to not wear make up and nearly brings girls to tears if there "wearing too much". She also wears earing which have a likeness to Pat Butcher.

She likes to think it is her buisness to tell people which decisions are right and wrong in their school and personal lives. Also has been known to lecture people on the boy whos arm they are 'hanging off' at that point in time and whether or not is it appropriate to be hanging off any boys arms especially older ones.

She once gave a class of year 8's detention and three hours of homework because they failed to report that their teacher was late by 15 minutes.

She also gave a year 9 pupil headmaster's detention for chasing somebody with a water bottle. A water bottle that wasn't even open.

Back in the year 2005 she went on a rampage of detention, putting two year 7s in detention for leaning agains the fence at the courts, another one was then given a detention for protesting the other twos innocence. In that same break she gave three year 8s detention for running in the woodland garden. She was quoted as saying " How would you like it if someone ran in your garden!".

Recently confiscated a rather large elastic band chain for no reason what so ever. Nevermind the fact that the day before Mr Morris and various other teachers had watched the madness without a care. Mr Williamson was actively encouraging the skippers to stretch it further. In the end it reached from the t- rooms past the skip, or the other way from the skip to the bottom of glen road.

One lunchtime in room 94, which becomes an eating room at this time, she waited for the room (which she had just tought a lesson in) to fill up. Once it was pretty much full(after about 5 minutes), she told everyone that she hadn't said they could come in and sent them ALL back outside... just to let them in again. Seemingly, she had done this just to be awkward.

Also rumoured to have been eaten by Mr Elmer's canine companion.

During a spanish lesson in a computer room, she went on to tell a year 8 class her rules for computer rooms. The very first one being...no drinking allowed. A student then asked if he could have a drink and she then proceeded to let him drink, whilst doing so he spilt his drink on the mouse....somehow....and she then gave him an after school detention whilst shouting " I TOLD YOU NOT TO!"

Not so good at teaching Spanish. In 08s very first Spanish lesson she spoke in Spanish all the way through the lesson, she only spoke 1 word of English at most! By the end of that lesson only half the class had learnt anything, and that was 'me means I'. The same class had Miss Spokes as a substitute and in that one lesson, quite a few of those students said they learnt more in one lesson from Miss Spokes than a term from Mrs Blow. Some of those students even told Mrs Taylor that Mrs Blow wasn't fit to be a teacher and that they wanted Miss Spokes. Some of those students to this day think that Miss Spokes taught them more in one lesson than Mrs Blow in one year.

She lives in Edenfeld.

SHE told the current 8s that bins were not for putting rubbish in!

During a French lesson in Year 8 she gave the whole class a lecture about going to the toilet in lessons. This took up half of the lesson before she told the girl who had asked to go to the toilet that she could go. Despite just telling the class that nobody would be going to toilet in her lessons again. Yes guys, Mrs Blow has a problem with letting people go to the toilet.

Quotes

• "If you can't see that, you need glasses."
• "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU!"
• On a year 8 Germany trip she told some girls, who had been standing in a corridor talking while every one else was messing about, that were misbehaving: "WE ARE CIVILISED BEANS! YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND SCREECHING!" (at this point she was shouting herself).