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Mrs bamford is the newest art teacher at our school. Though she takes her art seriously she likes to get second opinion from [[Mrs Hollick]]. She has a bit of a reputation for letting students go before the bell.<BR>
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[[Mrs Bamford]] is an [[Art]] teacher at BRGS. Her generous praise of students' work has derailed [[Mrs Hollick]]'s long-running "criticise, then remove and sell at Sotheby's" scheme.
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== Quotes ==
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*"I am strict, but fair."
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*"Now you can't seriously expect to draw with a pencil that size. I expect all of you to have a GOOD SIZED HB PENCIL!! Oh and your rubbers ought to be white too."
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*"Thats terrible, rub it out and start again."
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*''(When checking the classroom after a painting session)''"This pallet is still dripping! Who is going to come and dry it?"
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*''(Later in the same lesson) ''"I'm not going to let you leave until this pallet has been dried!!!!"
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*"This work could have been better. Try adding more information or making it neater"
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*"I don't like your choice of colours!"
  
She also likes to take control of your artwork she askes you to stand up. She then sits in your place and adds the work colours into your artwork. Once she added yellow onto a pupils brown seal and made [[Stuart Locke]]'s nemo fish have red lips!!! Also she hates the fibres in the page coming.
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substituting a [[German]] lesson she didnt realise Adam was charging his mp3 player on the computer infront of her.
  
She receives mixed opinions from students on whether she is evil incarnate or just an O.K teacher.
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later in the same lesson she yelled at the class to be quiet when someone dropped a pencil.
 
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*Mrs b (to pupil): what are you doing!
She has also been off recently for opperations on her theriods but everyone konws it was for her breast implants
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pupil: nothing miss
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mrs b: you are i can see you. just because im looking at a piece of paper dosent mean i can't still see you pulling faces
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pupil: sorry miss
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mrs b: would you like to come up and teach the class whilst i pull faces at you. Come on up you come.
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pupil moves to front of class whilst mrs b sits there pulling faces at the pupil.
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mrs b: its not nice is it having faces being pulled at you behind your back. Now i will see you at breaktime for a detention!
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*"I hate it! Do it again, but bigger, like this..."(pupil does as she says and shows her) "I hate it! Do it again..."
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[[Category:Teachers|Bamford]]

Latest revision as of 21:14, 21 October 2010

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Mrs Bamford is an Art teacher at BRGS. Her generous praise of students' work has derailed Mrs Hollick's long-running "criticise, then remove and sell at Sotheby's" scheme.

Quotes

  • "I am strict, but fair."
  • "Now you can't seriously expect to draw with a pencil that size. I expect all of you to have a GOOD SIZED HB PENCIL!! Oh and your rubbers ought to be white too."
  • "Thats terrible, rub it out and start again."
  • (When checking the classroom after a painting session)"This pallet is still dripping! Who is going to come and dry it?"
  • (Later in the same lesson) "I'm not going to let you leave until this pallet has been dried!!!!"
  • "This work could have been better. Try adding more information or making it neater"
  • "I don't like your choice of colours!"

substituting a German lesson she didnt realise Adam was charging his mp3 player on the computer infront of her.

later in the same lesson she yelled at the class to be quiet when someone dropped a pencil.

  • Mrs b (to pupil): what are you doing!

pupil: nothing miss mrs b: you are i can see you. just because im looking at a piece of paper dosent mean i can't still see you pulling faces pupil: sorry miss mrs b: would you like to come up and teach the class whilst i pull faces at you. Come on up you come. pupil moves to front of class whilst mrs b sits there pulling faces at the pupil. mrs b: its not nice is it having faces being pulled at you behind your back. Now i will see you at breaktime for a detention!

  • "I hate it! Do it again, but bigger, like this..."(pupil does as she says and shows her) "I hate it! Do it again..."