Mr Hoyle

Mr Hoyle is a Geography teacher at BRGS. He is famed for how he says sedimentary rock and telling his classes about his Polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject, often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" - which, for Mr Hoyle, is room 32. He also has a liking for the band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.

• the freak tried to bite my tie off!!!! the big pervert!

• He is also famed for his HUGE mono-brow, which has rumored to have jumped off his head in one lesson to attack a pupil, the pupil was never found again.

Holidays

Last year, he went to India. Fact.

Quotes

• "we're gun'ta.." [we are going to]

• Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?"
• Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes."

• "Sedimentary rocks."

[At the end of registration]

• "STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!"
• "Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson."

[Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class]

• "Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that."

In 9S geography 05/06

• walks round with fly undone*

Martyn sends a note to him "sir your fly is undone" Mr Hoyle sends a note back "Martyn your shirt is untucked"

• Whole class laughs continously for the remainder of the lesson*