Mr Hoyle

• Mr Hoyle is a Geography teacher at BRGS. He is famed for how he says sedimentary rock and telling his classes about his Polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject, often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" - which, for Mr Hoyle, is room 32. He has a liking for the band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds

• is it me or does he talk like he has golf balls stuffed up his nose?

• He is also famed for his HUGE mono-brow

• He has also been given the nick-name Mr.Mono-brow

• Has a more than strange way of talking, instead of saying human he would say U-man.

Holidays

• Last year, he went to India. Fact. it does the brow good to stay out in the sun, gives it its natural shine you know.

Quotes

• "we're gun'ta.." [we are going to]

• Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?"
• Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes."

• "Sedimentary rocks."

[At the end of registration]

• "STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!"
• "Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson."

[Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class]

• "Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that."

• Mr Hoyle walks in to a lesson, bangs into the cupboard, and realises it is locked. Walks out. Comes back in a few minutes later with several hundreds of keys on a keyring. Spends a while trying to find the right key while the class he's walked in on laughs at him. Finally finds the right key, goes in the cupboard, gets what he wants then hurries back out.

• at the start of the lessom mr hoyle walks in and notices a puddle of water on his desk. tells student why it is there, student says that they dont know why the water is there. he tells the student to clear it up. on the way to the door to get the paper towels he says "where are you going?" student replys "you told me to clean it up sir" hoyle replys with "well i dont whant you to now, go sit down" confused student sits back down

• In 9S geography 05/06
• walks round with fly undone*

Martyn sends a note to him "sir your fly is undone" Mr Hoyle sends a note back "Martyn your shirt is untucked"

• Whole class laughs continously for the remainder of the lesson*

• In 9R's lesson a rebellious child has flicked chewing gum onto the interactive board...

"That wasn't there before, who put it there?"...*pulls it off*...*stretches it between fingers*...*smells it*..."Mmm, juicy fruit, my favourite!"...shows girl sat next to the bin his marvellous find...and pops it in the bin. Whole class sits in shock!

• 11S registration - "I'm not blaming anyone, but I know it was you two."

• Mr Hoyle: *points at white board* "This looks like a nice city, but if you look here you will notice this part where all the scums live"

Random student: *shouts out loud* "IT'S BURNLEY"