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− | [[ | + | Mr Hoyle is a [[Geography]] teacher at [[BRGS]]. He is famed for how he says sedimentary rock and telling his classes about his Polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject, often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" - which, for Mr Hoyle, is [[room 32]]. He also has a liking for the band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds. |
− | + | *the freak tried to bite my tie off!!!! the big pervert! | |
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+ | * He is also famed for his HUGE mono-brow, which has rumored to have jumped off his head in one lesson to attack a pupil, the pupil was never found again. | ||
− | == | + | ==Holidays== |
− | + | Last year, he went to India. Fact. | |
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+ | *"we're gun'ta.." [we are going to] | ||
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− | + | *Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?" | |
+ | *Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes." | ||
− | + | *"Sedimentary rocks." | |
− | + | [At the end of registration] | |
+ | *"STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!" | ||
+ | *"Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson." | ||
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− | + | [Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class] | |
+ | *"Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that." | ||
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− | + | In 9S geography 05/06 | |
− | + | *walks round with fly undone* | |
− | + | Martyn sends a note to him "sir your fly is undone" | |
− | + | Mr Hoyle sends a note back | |
− | + | "Martyn your shirt is untucked" | |
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Revision as of 17:05, 13 December 2006
Mr Hoyle is a Geography teacher at BRGS. He is famed for how he says sedimentary rock and telling his classes about his Polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject, often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" - which, for Mr Hoyle, is room 32. He also has a liking for the band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.
- the freak tried to bite my tie off!!!! the big pervert!
- He is also famed for his HUGE mono-brow, which has rumored to have jumped off his head in one lesson to attack a pupil, the pupil was never found again.
Holidays
Last year, he went to India. Fact.
Quotes
- "we're gun'ta.." [we are going to]
- Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?"
- Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes."
- "Sedimentary rocks."
[At the end of registration]
- "STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!"
- "Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson."
[Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class]
- "Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that."
In 9S geography 05/06
- walks round with fly undone*
Martyn sends a note to him "sir your fly is undone" Mr Hoyle sends a note back "Martyn your shirt is untucked"
- Whole class laughs continously for the remainder of the lesson*