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Mr Hoyle is a Geography teacher at BRGS. He is famed for how he says sedimentary rock and telling his classes about his Polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject, often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" - which, for Mr Hoyle, is room 32. He has a liking for the band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds

• the freak tried to bite my tie off!!!! the big pervert!

• He is also famed for his HUGE mono-brow, which has rumored to have jumped off his head in one lesson to attack a pupil, the pupil was never found again.

Holidays

Last year, he went to India. Fact.

Quotes

• "we're gun'ta.." [we are going to]

• Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?"
• Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes."

• "Sedimentary rocks."

[At the end of registration]

• "STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!"
• "Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson."

[Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class]

• "Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that."

Mr Hoyle walks in to a lesson, bangs into the cupboard, and realises it is locked. Walks out. Comes back in a few minutes later with several hundreds of keys on a keyring. Spends a while trying to find the right key while the class he's walked in on laughs at him. Finally finds the right key, goes in the cupboard, gets what he wants then hurries back out.

In 9S geography 05/06

• walks round with fly undone*

Martyn sends a note to him "sir your fly is undone" Mr Hoyle sends a note back "Martyn your shirt is untucked"

• Whole class laughs continously for the remainder of the lesson*