George Barnes

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One crazy little person, carries knives, scissors, anything sharp, if confronted, he will kill you.

Rumours

  • His Hair is alive and a completely seperate creature from his body. It has been known to eat combs, pens and rulers. Advanced medical experiments have so far been unable to identify it's sex.
  • He is a Ninja
  • He likes to stab pigeons
  • He is Planning to take over the School
  • He is absolutely without-a-doubt crazy!
  • He says that sometime in reception he went on an ultra ninja rampage and the teachers were petrifiedcowering in the corner!!!
  • Enjoys shaking up a bottle of a fizzy drink, stabbing it to make it all squirt out in a narrow jet and placing it between his legs to make it look like he's peeing

Ninja

George regularly trains in various art forms, mainly Ju-Jutsu, a form of Taijutsu - he is currently a Brown belt - which means he knows four hundred and twelve ways to kill or incapacitate you, should you ever anger him.

Ninja Skills Practised

  • Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
  • Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
  • Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
  • Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
  • Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
  • Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
  • Sui-ren (water training)
  • Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
  • Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)

Quotes

  • (Fallen Angel Scream)
  • I'M A NINJA
  • Totally Emo
  • HA! I ninjaed you! (Often on battlefeld 2142, often to people he doesnt know...)
  • See Gordon? Faster than the internet!
  • Miss Strickland: "George, Ben stop arm wrestling! What are you thinking aobut George? He's twice the size of you!" George: "I'M A NINJA!!"