Dale Whitaker

Who is this boy?

A small ginger boy with an affinity for science. It has been heavily rumoured that he is secretly Dexter Boy Genius. this was recently proved WRONG by Dale himself, as dexter is square and dale is not. He is rumoured by some to be the anti-Christ and his current plot is the downfall of mankind and the destruction of his nemesis, John's Hair.

Avoids being seen by Adam Hathaway on the way up the hill, has succeeded twice so far, almost three when John Duckworth was sent to distract him by talking to him, which ended up in John getting passed after he and Adam did that famous Monty Python sketch.

Some, who are Pastafarians, believe Dale to be the Midgit [sic] created by his almighty Noodleness (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism), Some believe He may just be a Prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Dale might just be one of the few people the Flying Spaghetti Monster still has a noodly appendage on, only time will tell.

Is an 'out-of-the-closet' ginger.

Quotes

• I'm not Dexter - I'm Dale!!
• ALBUQUERQUE!
• I'm a pizza.
• Hey, don't do that!
• Joe!!!! usually said after Joe has said or done something stupid, basically after everything he does