Revision as of 06:17, 30 March 2006

Brief History and Comment

Er yeah, in the words of Dave, "I'll get round to it, eventually.."

Photographer

Chris is rarely found outside school without a camera

Any party is soon recorded online, due to a highly technical maneuver taking place behind the scenes at "Phoxophrys Photos". A large selection of raw photos are taken; transferred to computer; uploaded or thrown on CD to Dave and therefore consequently uploaded to the above mentioned website. This process can take place in under 30 minutes*.

(* - or upto 3 weeks, depending on time constraints of course!)

Trademark Generic Room Shots

These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for staff wars should it be needed.

Trademark Random Party Photos

These photos depict the general party-atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them!

Common Sense

Chris contributes a degree of common sense and social aptitude to a group otherwise devoid of such semi-essential skills. He also attempts to add sarcasm and wit, but this often falls flat due to the fact he's not actually funny! For example:

Andy: "You know where your friends are when they stab you in the back"

Chris: "Yeah, behind you"

Quotes

"There's no better way to kill a book than to write an essay on it"

Aliases

Christophulus

The Priest

Captain eyebrows

Christomopher

Christoph/Mon Christophe (as called by KK)

Related People

• Girlfriend: Kirsty Knight