Michael Harmstone

Who, What, Where, When, Why?

• Michael John Harmstone was born at Fairfield Hospital on Wednesday 24th March at 19:49 coming out screaming.
• Lived at 1 Weythorne Drive in Birtle until he was 6.
• Moved to Rochdale in St.friend: Lamby

*BONK*

Recently, Michael has taken to hitting the head with a plastic bottle [empty usually, but full makes it more fun]. This is known as Bonking. It is the source of a lot of sexual innuendo between Mike + Teh Lamb.

Teachers

Michael likes to pride himself on teachers remembering him. Currently, many teachers cannot forget Michael, whether he

History

Michael is passionate about History and hates anyone who hates history. He prides himself on actually learning from bad videos and getting 88% in the Year 8 History Exam. He is currently enjoying having the Almighty Mr Williamson as a ry teacher.

==Chaos

• I'll break your tooth with....A DICTIONARY!