Joe Holdsworth-Miller
Friends include Bobby Thompson, Owain Dawson, and Saim Ahmed
Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)
Has extremely easy to guess passwords such as his name, his nickname, his other nickname, 123abc (his most complicated password yet), fred, qwerty, asdfghjkl (the middle line on your keyboard) and other passwords so obvious that there is no point in writing them down.
Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)
Has admitted to having a crush on someone in his year (Eve White
Hates cats as they kill rats. He likes rats and wolves.
Hates the name Joe
Likes to get his own back on Bobby. He just ends up getting hurt, though.
Never wants to play the game 7 minutes in heaven. Ever.
Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing
Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...
Chews like a horse
Has a plot for everybody in the class to suddenly get mysterious stomach cramps at the start of an R.S. lesson to waste time. It is strongly recommended that you try this, it can save you a lot of boredom.
If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven or Einstein. He has enough hair to make a ponytail.
Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.
Has "removable foots" (not a typo) as he remarked on PE lesson
Also has been said to have a monobrow like Mr Hoyle
Rebecca D says: Joseph is going out with Eve White in 8N. And they love each other Joseph says: So what?
Has been put in lots of bins and other exciting places such as:
- The bin in room 23
- The cupboard in room 64
- The bin in room 64
- The bin in S3 (VOLUNTARILY!)
- Behind the computer in S3
- Stuck behind room 89's door with only a German dictionary for company
- In the skip outside the Newchurch block
Quotes
- What?
- Whuh?
- What was that?
- Who?
- What did you say?
- Unh?
- What am supposed to be doing again?
- OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!
- "Izzy fancies Bobby" (joseph is slapped by Izzy) a few seconds later "Izzy fancies Bobby" (repeat process)
- (Jumps in bin in S3) WOOOOHOOOO! (1 minute passes) I'm stuck...
- Saim 4 Jayshree, Owain 4 Rebecca, Michael 4 Lucy, Kieran 4 Sophie!
- This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)
- I don't kick like a girl!
- Score! (Whenever he thinks he's done something right)
