James Durham

James Durham

A cheerey fellow found mostly in the LCR. Frequenting Waterfoot at dinner times, with his chums, and enjoying cheeseburgers and rhubarb and custard sweets from 'the tuck shop'. He is of no relation to Philip to his knowledge anyway.

He is curently 'studying': Physics,Chemistry,Maths and English Language. He is immensely bad at all of these subjects, mostly gaining U's in the recent module exams.

It is a well known fact that James Durham is a dirty perve and smells. He recently cut his hair, but still looks like an idiot. He idolises Dominic Carr and wishes that he could be him, and have his good looks and personality. Proof of this is that he had Dom Carr put on his T-shirt.

James Durham is part of 12AEW, whose form tutor recently announced that she will be leaving the school after only one year, prompting the students to declare a form party.

quotes:

I drink mouthwash, I like the burning sensation in my throat.

I AM DOOR!

Whilst revising for science: Yeah you've got a higher energy level because you suck d*** f***ing damn you. Hope your happy f***ing c*** (some inaudible muttering with the occassional w***** d*** and c***).

Oh so your saying that God is too busy lording it up in his cloud castle to visit me huh. What a b***ard.

That insult was below the belt, but if they're paralysed it doesnt matter becuase they won't feel it anyway.

I love Dom Carr.

D'ya know who I want to be.......Dominic Carr.

I am Gay.