George Barnes

One crazy little person, carries knives, scissors, anything sharp, if confronted, he will kill you.

Rumours

• His Hair is alive and a completely seperate creature from his body. It has been known to eat combs, pens and rulers. This bit is actually true, we once put a pen in his hair and then couldn't find it. Advanced medical experiments have so far been unable to identify the sex of the hair or why it continues to infest George's head..
• He is a Ninja
• He likes to stab pigeons
• He is Planning to take over the School
• He is absolutely without-a-doubt crazy!
• He says that sometime in reception he went on an ultra ninja rampage and the teachers were petrified cowering in the corner!!!
• Enjoys shaking up a bottle of a fizzy drink, stabbing it to make it all squirt out in a narrow jet and throwing it at random passers by.

Ninja

George regularly trains in various art forms, mainly Ju-Jutsu, a form of Taijutsu - he is currently a Brown belt - which means he knows four hundred and twelve ways to kill or incapacitate you, should you ever anger him.

Ninja Skills Practised

• Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
• Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
• Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
• Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
• Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
• Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
• Sui-ren (water training)
• Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
• Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
• Mongjutsu (any guesses?)

• knowledge of other nobel skills unknown
• many modern ninja skills outside the nobel skills known

ninja powers

George has a high level of mastery in all the ninja powers his strong points include;

• ninja yell
• ninja ability not to be knocked over (3 ninjas cannot put him on the ground)
• ninja grip (it takes about 5 people of avarage streangth to take items from his grip)
• super fast ninja movement
• Instant Ninja Pain in places you never knew you could feel pain in.
• ninja sight
• ninja invisibility (always wins hide and seek, sometimes sitting in plain sight)
• ninja silence
• ninja omnicience
• ninja hyper dodge (he can do the matrix)
• ninja hunting

Weapon skills

• his own body
• Nunchaka
• double nunchaku
• chain whip
• half bo staff
• batton
• knife (close range)
• knife (throwing)
• Bow
• sword
• double swords
• tonfa
• double tonfa
• small sharp objects
• medium to large blunt objects

• (in desparate situations he can use anything to hand in a room as a weapon)

Quotes

• (Fallen Angel Scream)
• I'M A NINJA
• Totally Emo
• HA! I ninjaed you! (Often on battlefeld 2142, often to people he doesnt know...)
• See Gordon? Faster than the internet!
• Miss Strickland: "George, Ben stop arm wrestling! What are you thinking aobut George? He's twice the size of you!" George: "I'M A NINJA!!"