Sam Bowers

A so called emo in the class. Has an amazing ability to scare everybody in a number of ways. Obsessed with turning people he doesn't like into fictional characters. Some of his latest creations are:

• PC Plod
• Big Ears
• Seal head
• Walrus Man

Can often be seen...

• Shouting at films("GET IN THE CHUURCH!! GET IN THE CHUUUUURCH!!! OH MY GOD!! F YOU!!! Now you've got your skin ripped off, you can't blame me.")

Watch Silent Hill for the full story.

• Looking moody
• Laughing manically

General Information

• Has curly brown hair that pisses him off sometimes
• Likes Rammstein (A German Heavy metal band), The Proclaimers (Scottish band), Metallica (American Metal band) and Tenacious D (ROCK). But mostly Rammstein.
• Hates all chavs so much, he has been known to cry at their stupidity.
• Once, whilst playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, paused it whilst holding the hammer. After returning from eating, picked up a (acoustic) guitar, and declared, "Hey that's pretty good, I'm going to learn that" and, showing budding signs of ninja-ship, played it perfectly first time. this led to "EPIC F*KEN WINNAR" [sic] being written on his strumming arm.
• Loves Tizer to bits, would drown himself in the stuff, but he can never find where his friend Richard Smith buys it for him.