Mrs Fowler-Gibbs
Teaches 8N for English.
Had 9R when they were in year 7. Used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.
Write messages on the board and always puts kisses on the end.
Likes picking on a certain pupil in 8N (Eve White) to demonstrate stuff and to aim for with books etc. likes to mentally destroy 8N for fun
Makes very strange facial expressions whilst reading or talking.
Scares 8N with tales about pets eating their owners.
She is definatly in to fashion.
Quotes
"Four On The Floor" When people rock on their chairs.
"I am waiting"
(8N take 10 minutes to settle down) "Well done year 8, that is the fastest you've ever done it."
"Yes, I do have a english merit, another teacher gave it me."
"Come in, sit down and be... SILENT." (repeats this A LOT)
"Your python is preparing to eat you." (Scary expressions 8N quivering in fear.)
"And the GOOD news is, I've marked your books so you can have homework tonight!" (8N groan)"Oh come on year 8- it's a FUN homework tonight!"
8N Stoies
- Student: WOW - I've found rectum in the dictionary!!
- Mrs F-G: Very Good - its a place where the sun don't shine!
- 8N laugh for a while
- Mrs F-G: I suppose you could call Bacup the rectum of Lancashire
- Rebecca Dawson gives her evils for a while
- 8N are reading A Christmas Carol and find the word erect in there
- Student asks what erect means
- Mrs F-G says: When Something is stood up straight
- Groans from class that she doesn't say the other meaning
The Python Story There once was an old couple who were lonely, so they decided to buy a pet. Most people would've bought a cat or a dog or something like that, but they decided to buy a python. The couple fed it live mice and let it sleep on a blanket on the end of their bed. After they'd had it for a couple of weeks, it started not eating and stretching itself out and stiffening itself up on the bed *Class Laughs For A While*. The couple ring up the vet and ask what's rong with their python. The vet says "I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to put your python to sleep immediately. He's preparing to eat one of you!" According to Mrs F-G, this is a true story. Be warnded - never buy a python for a pet.
