Mr Ward

About

Mr.Ward is seen by many of the students and teachers throughout the school as a complete and utter joke. His teaching style is known for being horrendously bad, and his moods unpredictable. However despite this most of the school are fond of him and his gentle voice which in most peoples mind gives him the resemblance of a panda. Common rumour is that he lives in the cupboard in Room 96. Was/is a big fan of the movie 'Run Lola Run'. Has been known to show year nine classes french monkey cartoons on curriculum for seven year olds, occasionally accidentally swapping them for erotica and showing us that instead... In a class teaching the 97 intake in Year 8, Mr. Ward started to sing a song called "Ich Habe Hunger", halfway through this he collapsed. This was met with the cry of "Oh my God!, Mr. Wards dead!"

Teaching Style

- Mr.Ward's teaching style is like his mood- erratic, unpredictable and of little use to anyone. Lower School lessons usually consist of 'writing a letter' to someone in german/french, or watching a video (usually 'Salut Serge'a french video for primary school children or 'Hallo aus Berlin', a german video with cringe worthy songs).

Appearance

- Like Mr.Ventress, Mr.Ward typically wears one suit of clothes for the whole year. This usually consists of a plain blue shirt and a South Park tie (though he tie has been known to change to a festive Looney Tunes number around Christmas). His facial hair consumes most of his face, givin him an appearance similar to a bear, or Father Christmas.

Favourite Students

- Like many other teachers Mr Ward claims that he has no favourite student. Recent studies have come to show however that Joseph Oliver and Felix Mulderrig have managed to steal the big lugs heart in a way that no lion tamer ever could. All it took was a carefully placed muffin and a good load of TLC. Good on those boys.

Quotes

Mr Ward uses a warning system in his classes, for disruptive pupils. In the style of a German football referree:

"Gelber Karte" (Yellow Card)

"Rote Karte" (Red Card)

"Gehe" ([to] Go)

"You're NAKED" whenever a student had imperfect uniform or on the off chance that a student is in reality naked.

"SALUT SERGE!"

"oh you're a cheeky one"

'Didnt you do well'

"Its Raining men"