Michael Harmstone
Who, What, Where, When, Why?
- Michael John Harmstone was born at Fairfield Hospital on Wednesday 24th March at 19:49 coming out screaming.
- Lived at 1 Weythorne Drive in Birtle until he was 6.
- Moved to Rochdale in 2000 and is still there.
- Went to St. Joseph's and St. Bede's Primary school [Uber-Green Jumper alert] until Year 1 and then moved to St. Vincent De Paul Primary School.
- Michael's Best friend: Lamby
*BONK*
Recently, Michael has taken to hitting Lamby over the head with a plastic bottle [empty usually, but full makes it more fun]. This is known as Bonking. It is the source of a lot of sexual innuendo between Mike + Teh Lamb.
History
Michael is passionate about History. He prides himself on actually learning from Mrs Hudson's videos and getting 88% (only dropping 8 marks) in the Year 8 History Exam. He enjoyed having the Almighty Mr Williamson as a history teacher. He obtained an exam score of 82%, dropping only 13 marks.
Chaos Faction
Michael Started Playing Chaos Faction in French on 13th December 2006. He finally finished it 6 days, 17 hours and 19 mins later, on the 20th December 2006 with Mr Nasty.
Year 9 Camp
Michael is quite a busy bunny when it comes to Year 9 Camp 2007. He (with the help of Stephen Fletcher) organised the Form magazine (Ecstasy) and also (with only 5 days to go) took control of the Talent show music. The results were as follows:
Quotes
- "Come on Jacques, Let's play Boggle for 10p!" [When we weren't allowed to bring in cards to the library because 'people might be tempted to play for money']
- High Five, [Insert name here]!
- This is my believing you face...
- BONK!
- I'll break your tooth with....A DICTIONARY!
