German

German is the oddest language to ever be taught at BRGS - since you can only really speak it after your German Oral. Students slowly learn to speak more after each different exam!

"Frau Ward ist ein dumme khue"

A song learnt in GCSE German- Mr Ward said his wife wouldn't mind...this may well be as she is just him without the beard.

Other songs include the likes of "Nieblig....is the German word for foggy" to the theme tune of neighbours.

Videos

Most of Mr Ward's lessons would include a video - usually 'Hallo aus Berlin!' which starred "Rolli und Rita" (less of the 'fool' please- haven't seen the vid in 3yrs!)

Swearing

Mr Ward takes great pleasure of being able to swear at, and insult, his students in German, often calling their work 'Schiesse' and the students themselves 'Schiesse Kopf's'...and less gifted students often hear 'Dummkopf' or 'Mein Gott' with regard to poorly answered questions.