Geography

Geography.. the best subject you could learn. It is equal with History in terms of video hours spent on it, and almost every teacher is head of something. You could even be taught by Doc Rob, which is a surreal, if amazingly fun experience!

The best bit of geography is the high tech method of measuring the velocity of a river- two poles to mark a section of river of known length, a watch to time how long it takes for the BONIO DOG BISCUIT to travel between the two poles. Genius.

And who can forget those all-expenses-paid-for, 1st class Geography field trips to the one and only ... that's right... Waterfoot, to study the back-to-back housing that exists in only 263 other known locations in Britain and the famed, critically acclaimed, completely-relevant-to-Geography secret recipe of the award winning Manning's pies.

You are almost guaranteed to do well in your Geography GCSE and A-Level because all the questions are similar and you are told what to write in model answers... No revision, just memorise...