Mr Hoyle
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Mr Hoyle is a Geography teacher at BRGS. He is famed for how he says sedimentary rock and telling his classes about his Polish wife. He appears to have quite a passion for his subject, often getting cross if people do not understand geographical facts the first time around. As with most teachers in the school, he has his "own room" - which, for Mr Hoyle, is room 32. He has a liking for the band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
- the freak tried to bite my tie off!!!! the big pervert!
- He is also famed for his HUGE mono-brow, which has rumored to have jumped off his head in one lesson to attack a pupil, the pupil was never found again.
Holidays
Last year, he went to India. Fact.
Quotes
- "we're gun'ta.." [we are going to]
- Pupil: "Sir, where did you get your jacket from?"
- Mr Hoyle: "Burtons. Jacket, trousers, shoes, tie and shirt all for £100. Bargain." [short silence while still staring at the pupil] "You should buy your school uniform from Burtons too. Oh no, they only do mens clothes."
[At the end of registration]
- "STOP! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! I HAVEN'T READ THE NOTICES OUT YET!"
- "Oh yes I have. Off you go to your next lesson."
[Upon explaining what discharge is measured in to the class]
- "Discharge is measured in cumecs, which is how many cubic metres [writes "cum" on the board] pass a point per second [adds "secs" to the board to form a word] which is why it is called...[notices what he has just written and the class starts laughing]..oops, not that."