Mr Clarke

Mr Clarke is a new PE teacher, he joined BRGS in September 2010. He is an assistant head, and in charge of upper school (years 10 and 11). He's extremely good looking, which is something pratically every single girl in school can agree with. He is loved dearly by many of the year 07 and 08B girls due to the good looks he posesses. But this is nothing compared to several year 10 girls who tend to, whenever he is near, scream, cry with happiness, gasp, etc, etc. Years 7 and 8 have NO IDEA how much more his fan club (year 10's) love him than they do. So.... WHEEEEEEEY. ;) He is from Burnley and passes the Towneley bus stop every day and has a very nice accent, agreeing to say 'Five Alive' as all people from Burnley say?. Seems to be the only teacher who can capture the whole canteen with his voice and cause the whole canteen to go silent as they instantly avert their full attention to him. His office is based on the Basement corridor (previously Dr. Edwards office).

Skills

• He seems to be more of a motavational speaker than a teacher, due to his "captivating" assemblies and speeches. (Or maybe the girls just can't stop looking at him...)
• He has made students who previously didn't like PE look forward to it.
• The ability to appear at opportune moments, for example, during a dodgy sounding discussion about Matthew Lewis liking "Manshafts". (IT'S GERMAN FOR TEAM!!!)

Quotes

• [During an assembly] "My WIFE." (Emphasis on the word wife to many girls horror.)