Michael Harmstone

Who, What, Where, When, Why?

• Michael John Harmstone was born at Fairfield Hospital on Wednesday 24th March at 19:49 coming out screaming.
• Lived at 1 Weythorne Drive in Birtle until he was 6.
• Moved to Rochdale in 2000 and is still there.
• Went to St. Joseph's and St. Bede's Primary school [Uber-Green Jumper alert] until Year 1 and then moved to St. Vincent De Paul Primary School.
• Michael's Best friend: Lamby

*BONK*

Recently, Michael has taken to hitting Lamby over the head with a plastic bottle [empty usually, but full makes it more fun]. This is known as Bonking. It is the source of a lot of sexual innuendo between Mike + Teh Lamb.

History

Michael is passionate about History. He prides himself on actually learning from Mrs Hudson's videos and getting 88% (only dropping 8 marks) in the Year 8 History Exam. He enjoyed having the Almighty Mr Williamson as a history teacher. He obtained an exam score of 82%, dropping only 13 marks.

Chaos Faction

Michael Started Playing Chaos Faction in French on 13th December 2006. He finally finished it 6 days, 17 hours and 19 mins later, on the 20th December 2006 with Mr Nasty.

Year 9 Camp

Michael is quite a busy bunny when it comes to Year 9 Camp 2007. He (with the help of Stephen Fletcher) organised the Form magazine (Ecstasy) and also (with only 5 days to go) took control of the Talent show music. The results were as follows:

• Magazine - 2nd to G
• Talent Show - 4th to B, G & R.

Year 10 onwards

Michael's GCSE Choices are as follows:

• History
• Food Tech
• French
• German

Quotes

• "Come on Jacques, Let's play Boggle for 10p!" [When we weren't allowed to bring in cards to the library because 'people might be tempted to play for money']
• High Five, [Insert name here]!
• This is my believing you face...
• BONK!
• I'll break your tooth with....A DICTIONARY!