Matthew Aggett
Facts n' Stuff
Form: 9N (but everyone else in my form on this site, has their form as 8n- yes because we can't magically make our old page change name)
Hates: Rap, Chavs, Pop, Adam, Everything I dont like...
Loves: Chicken, Beef, Bacon, Turkey, Ham (anyone know any different meat), Alternative music, TUNA!! and someone secret who he's not telling us.
Age: 14
Form Tutor: Mr Chambers, AKA Monsieur Bedroom
Is scared by: My friends, Rebecca Dawson, Rebecca Allcock and Eve White. Heights too... oh and the ewwy gooey
Known to be really annoying
Flicks people, messes with hair, knickin stuff.....
Finds B and G really annoying
Likes Jokes and jokely insulting people (most people find it annoying)
Hugs Joe Holdsworth-Miller and Saim Ahmed a lot (FOR NO REASON!!!!)
He will give someone (usually Becca A) a hug and say "Awwww" then he will do some sort of ninja move and attack them.
Mates
Sebz: Best mate ever, shares all my interests and have been to many concerts with him, no-one knows him either
Becca A: Constantly hugs everyone, has took up the habit of licking my arm... (scary) but shes harmless enough
Becca D: SCARY!!! has now harmed/cut/assaulted me 12078293 times, and yes I have been counting. She's short too
Eve: Generally wierd, tall, and pretty stupid at times lol
Micah Young: Not sure whether he likes me, but oh well, get bus with him, likes really bad music...
Simon Furminger: Funny guy.
Ben Clarke: Sometimes annoying, like me lol, but hes pretty funny sit near him most lessons
Quotes
- "Sowwy!!" Normally after hes annoyed Becca D
- Agrees with someone, then 5 seconds late "Wait, what??? AAHH..."
- "Nevah!" (usually said with an evil grin and shifty eyes.)
- "AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beccas killed me AGAIN!"
- Matty: "Becca, get off"
Becca: "Only when you hug me"
Matty: "Nevah!!!!"
- "Oooh Tom do it harder."
- Becca: What do we do now?
Matty: Mastabate...
Matty: Who said that?? The dirty boy...
- Matty: "Hehe, I like penis"
Jess: OMG you just said you liked penis.
Matty: did not
Jess: did too
Matty: did not
(Continue for several years)
Jess: did too"
(Matty looks at her for several seconds, then burps in response)
- "Eve stop throwin my stuff at my willy!"
Funny Story (Did happen)
Matty: "Is it Tech now?"
Simon: "We dont have tech today"
Matty: "You sure?"
Simon: "Ye"
Ben: "Is it tech now?"
Simon: "WE DON'T HAVE TECH!"
George: "Ye we do"
Simon: "No we don't!!!!!!"
Matty: Gets homework diary "Simon ye we do..."
Simon: "Oh.. Dam it... Is it coz im short?"
Matty: "Haha, no, its coz your stupid!"
Stupid things I've done
- Fell on a golf club and broke my wrist
- Woke up a 3 in the morning, thought it was 7 and had a shower
- Unscrewed the skin on a friends drum kit, and managed to make it all collapse
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