James Durham

James Durham

A cheerey fellow found mostly in the LCR. Frequenting Waterfoot at dinner times, with his chums, and enjoying cheeseburgers and rhubarb and custard sweets from 'the tuck shop'. He is of no relation to Philip to his knowledge anyway.

He is curently 'studying': Physics,Chemistry,Maths and English Language.

quotes:

I drink mouthwash, I like the burning sensation in my throat.

I AM DOOR!

Whilst revising for science: Yeah you've got a higher energy level because you suck d*** f***ing damn you. Hope your happy f***ing c*** (some inaudible muttering with the occassional w***** d*** and c***).

Oh so your saying that God is too busy lording it up in his cloud castle to visit me huh. What a b***ard.

That insult was below the belt, but if they're paralysed it doesnt matter becuase they won't feel it anyway.