George Barnes
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One crazy little person, carries knives, scissors, anything sharp, if confronted, he will kill you.
Rumours
- His Hair is alive and a completely seperate creature from his body. It has been known to eat combs, pens and rulers. Advanced medical experiments have so far been unable to identify it's sex.
- He is a Ninja
- He likes to stab pigeons
- He is Planning to take over the School
- He is absolutely without-a-doubt crazy!
- He says that sometime in reception he went on an ultra ninja rampage and the teachers were petrifiedcowering in the corner!!!
- Enjoys shaking up a bottle of a fizzy drink, stabbing it to make it all squirt out in a narrow jet and placing it between his legs to make it look like he's peeing
Ninja
George regularly trains in various art forms, mainly Ju-Jutsu, a form of Taijutsu - he is currently a Brown belt - which means he knows four hundred and twelve ways to kill or incapacitate you, should you ever anger him.
Ninja Skills Practised
- Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
- Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
- Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
- Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
- Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
- Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
- Sui-ren (water training)
- Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
- Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Quotes
- (Fallen Angel Scream)
- I'M A NINJA
- Totally Emo
- HA! I ninjaed you! (Often on battlefeld 2142, often to people he doesnt know...)
- See Gordon? Faster than the internet!
- Miss Strickland: "George, Ben stop arm wrestling! What are you thinking aobut George? He's twice the size of you!" George: "I'M A NINJA!!"
