Chris Priestley

Brief History and Comment

Born at Fairfield Hospital on 17th January 1988, Chris has had an eventful life. From the age of one, Chris ... *fast forward* ... "covered in piss (*)" ... *fast forward* ...up to the present day.

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(*) That's a Phoenix Nights reference, so don't read much into it!

Photographer

Chris is rarely found outside school without a camera

Any party is soon recorded online, due to a highly technical maneuver taking place behind the scenes at "Phoxophrys Photos". A large selection of raw photos are taken; transferred to computer; uploaded or thrown on CD to Dave and therefore consequently uploaded to the above mentioned website. This process can take place in under 30 minutes*.

(* - or upto 3 weeks, depending on time constraints of course!)

Trademark Generic Room Shots

These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for staff wars should it be needed.

Trademark Random Party Photos

These photos depict the general party atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them!

Common Sense

Chris contributes a degree of common sense and social aptitude to a group otherwise devoid of such semi-essential skills. He also attempts to add sarcasm and wit, but this often falls flat due to the fact he's not actually funny! For example:

Andy: "You know where your friends are when they stab you in the back"

Chris: "Yeah, behind you"

Quotes

"There's no better way to kill a book than to write an essay on it"

"Grab me a chair, my knees have gone to death" (perhaps 'sleep' would have been a better word)

Aliases

Christophulus

The Priest

Captain eyebrows

Christomopher

Related People

• Girlfriend: Kirsty Knight