Rebecca Lord
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Background
Becky is from Bacup, luckily she can see the funny side of this, and will often offer to give you a high five saying, 'Gimme six!'
'Becky Wins'
For some reason when we were in either year 10 or 11 it was universally agreed that life is one big game of 'Becky Wins'. At the time it worked in our favour, nowadays it is commonly viewed as the worst mistake we ever made. Becky has been known to be wrong on occasion. The scores currently stand at Catt:1, Chris:1, Becky:1million.
Main points of Becky
- "that boy what she is quite fond of" aka Chris
- The infamous 'pink coat'. Likened to the hide of a Jim Henson puppet.
- Her strange love of making large holes in her own earlobes. This being 14mm in both ear lobes, another 4mm in her left earlobe and a solitary, and some may say boring, plain old piercing in her right earlobe. .
- Her assertion that HIM are the best band on the face of the planet whatever Dani Mannion may think. Becky and HIM have a special relationship, best time being the HIM beefs encountered in Manchester (aka teh place of all evil) with HIM buddy Eleanor Cocker
- Pie butties, yay! (aka. the Growler) However, only meat and potato pie butties, everything else is classed as immoral.
- Becky has a great love of rainbows and neon, and these are her favourite colours, along with glittery!
- Her undying love of bikes that she hasn't realised she has yet
- Tuna Mayonnaise & Baked Beans!
- Becky and Catt are the best people in the world. Ever. You know it's true.
Quotes
- "These squares are boggling my mind!" - When forgetting what she was saying half way through a sentence, whilst eating a packet of salt and vinegar Squares
- "Catt, you're a wanker... but you're a sexy wanker so it's ok." (This then became one of her numerous pet names for Catt, who in turn named Becky her "amazing gayboy" through similar circumstances.)
- "I cant be a feminist, it hurts my elbows."
- "I dunno, I mean, Im not a big drinker...(long dramatic pause)..yeah thats a big sweaty lie isnt it?"
