Rebecca Dawson

Factfile

Name: Rebecca Louise Dawson

Form: 8n

Form Tutor: Mr Chambers

Age: 12 (is it really? I thought she was 90)

Birthday: 22nd August (haha ur younger than me says Joseph)

Random Info

• Has a friend called Eve White who is going out with Joe Holdsworth-Miller in 8R.

• Eve & Rebecca are Ear Buddies (Don't Ask)

• Has a friend called Rebecca Allcock who she frequently falls out with and then makes up with her 20 seconds later

• People who will remain un-named used her shoe to break the ceiling in room 89. They were never punished for this. Sophie says: Good those people should never be punished as it was ACCIDENTAL! Becca says: They have a point - OTHER PEOPLE had broken the ceiling before, Eve!! Eve says: I didn't break the ceiling any where as badly as certain people- I didn't make a tile fall down!

• Likes shouting "Sam" a lot

• Went through a phase of saying everyone (who she didn't know there name) was called Dave

• Went through a phase of saying everyoun (who she didn't know there name) was called Keith. They had a pop quiz in geography and someone actually was called Keith, but no-one listened to her. =(

• Was fighting with Joe Holdsworth-Miller for half of lunch time over HER 5p!!

• Can crack virtually every bone in her body..(almost)OK..heres the list: first and middle finger on both hands; both her big toes, neck, knees, wrists, jaw, ankles and her back in 2 different places.

• Played a slut / chav / bimbo in RS and REALLY enjoyed it. (when we say really, we mean really in a VERY scary way. And you also have to remember, well... she does live in Bacup...)

• Makes a really good slut / chav / bimbo.

• Goes to scouts every week

• A co- creator of The protein shakes

Shoes, Books, Etc

• Some People Who Will Remain Un-named managed to break the ceiling in their form room using shoes (Rebeccas). They then hid the ceiling tile that had fallen down behind the cupboard but teachers manages to find it. The form got asked if they knew what had happened but everyone stayed silent...apart from Adam who ingeniously said "I think it was someone in this form". Olivia then rescued us by saying "No - it was just some randomer" Mr Parkinson beleived us being the idiot that he is. The form weren't locked out or punnished in any way. LUCKY US!!
• We (Me and Eve) throw a music book, a french book and a hairbrush out the window and we get a 10 minute lecture (The hairbrush did almost knock a dinner lady out but still!!)The people who broke the ceiling had previously thrown:
• A pencil case
• A science textbook
• A badge
• An orange
• A sanitary towel
• A german book
• Christmas decorations
• And Much More. They didnt even get done for it, when we got a 10 MINUTE lecture!! Our fate was in the hands of the dinner ladies - we apparently should've been in someones office!! Now if ANYTHING goes wrong we are always automatically blamed. It's SOOO not fair.

Protein Shakes

'Protein Shakes' were invented by Rebecca Dawson, Rebecca Allcock, Eve White and Micah Young during the year seven trip to Paris. Go on The protein shakes page to find out more. =)

Charlie

This is what we call becca (or anyone really) who has bad hearing. This started when Eve said, "I had a troll that i dropped in Manchester" (don't ask) and becca said "Who's Charlie?" We fail to see how troll that got dropped in Manchester sounds anything like Charlie.

The Gang

• Eve - Tall, Funny and does Mission Impossible to get out of the cinema
• Becca - Funny, Nice and Likes singing and humming ALOT!!!
• Micah - Small, Funny and can make virtually everyone laugh
• Simon - Also small and funny. He had to take a picture of Gingy on the Germany trip to check he had all his clotes on and he likes hiding under tables or in corners.
• Matthew - Funny and has good music taste. He likes makin jokes at other peoples expence.

All of the 'Gang' are very scared of Becca D who is a very scary person.

Quotes

• To people who she thinks are smaller than her "Your Small!"

• "Am i wearing my glasses?" (pokes herself in the eye) "OWW!! No, im definately not wearing them"

• "Where did everybody go?" (turns around) "There they are!"

• (In german)"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, three"

• (In Spanish) "One, two.. (In French) three, four, five.. (In German) four, five, six, seven eight.. (In English) nine..(In German) two.

• "Do you think you have to put money in this vending machine?"

• Eve: High Five - you got the same score as me

Rebecca: Woo..Sam got the same score aswell..we need to give him a high five..where is he?

Rebecca Turns Round

Rebecca: SAM!!!

• "It wasn't my fault; it was pinochio's!"

• "Give me my insert object here back!!"

• "Sam!!"

• Owain: I'm in Hell

Eve: I'm in Heaven

Becca: I'm on EARTH!!

• Eve: Wow..you're a chav AND LIVE IN BACUP!!

Becca: And whats wrong with living in Bacup??

Eve: Seeee..she is a chav!!

Nicknames & Who Calls Her It

• Becca (Most People)

• Jeff (Richard)

• Pretend Becca (Richard)

• Becky (Most People)

• Ear buddy (Eve)

• Bexi D (Sophie)

• Berecca (Her Mates Dad & Micah)

• Rebecki (Eve)