Revision as of 18:03, 25 April 2007

Who, What, Where, When, Why?

• Michael John Harmstone was born at Fairfield Hospital on Wednesday 24th March at 19:49 coming out screaming.
• Lived at 1 Weythorne Drive in Birtle until he was 6.
• Moved to Rochdale in 2000 and is still there.
• Went to St. Joseph's and St. Bede's Primary school [Uber-Green Jumper alert] until Year 1 and then moved to St. Vincent De Paul Primary School.
• Michael's Best friend: Lamby

=*BONK*

Recently, Michael has taken to hitting Lamby over the head with a plastic bottle [empty usually, but full makes it more fun]. This is known as Bonking. It is the source of a lot of sexual innuendo between Mike + Teh Lamb.

Teachers

Michael likes to pride himself on teachers remembering him. Currently, many teachers cannot forget Michael, whether he was good or bad in their lessons.

History

Michael is passionate about History and hates anyone who hates history. He prides himself on actually learning from Mrs Hudson's videos and getting 88% in the Year 8 History Exam. He is currently enjoying having the Almighty Mr Williamson as a history teacher.

Chaos Faction

Michael Started playing Chaos Faction in French on 13th December 2006. He finally finished it 6 days, 17 hours and 19 mins later, on the 20th December 2006 with Mr Nasty.

Quotes

• "Come on Jacques, Let's play Boggle for 10p!" [When we weren't allowed to bring in cards to the library because 'people might be tempted to play for money']
• High Five, [Insert name here]!
• This is my believing you face...
• BONK!