Difference between revisions of "Kieron Moore"

Revision as of 19:53, 21 June 2007

Facts

• For some reason is never called kieron in school except by some teachers. His real name is Keith. It must be his real name, or why would so many people call him by it.
• Desperately needs a haircut
• Did not need a wig when dressed as hippy on that 60's day
• Has own site, [1]

Quotes

• (to Mr Vass, who is demonstrating validation on his database about turkeys) You're a turkey sizist!!!

• Wow a new Metal Gear Solid Game, nerdgasm!

• (during an exciting Geography lesson about cities)

Mr Spencer: What do you notice on this street that suggests it is a bad area?

Kieron: The trees are in cages. Who would do that?

• (later that same lesson)

Mr Spencer: Now what do you notice about the school in this picture?

Kieron: It has a lot a chimneys, which suggests that there is a lot of fire.

Mr Spencer: So what does that mean?

Kieron: They burn children.

• (even later that same lesson, Alex Peace is annoying Kieron)

Kieron: GET OFF MY BUM!!!!

(Everyone looks at them)

• (after Kieron has been hiding under a table for the whole of registration and form time)

Mr Vass: You're a strange boy, Kieron.

• "Yay, foursome!!"

• (Miss Walker pauses a history video because people are talking.)

Miss Walker: If you need to chat, get it out of your system now before I restart the video.

Kieron: That reminds me, I need to get something out of my system.

(Stands up and farts on Adam)

• "Non-Ginger Scum!!!"

• Alex Peace: The internet neveer lies!

Kieron: It does sometimes.

Alex: Name one time it has.

Kieron: When Wikipedia said that Shakespeare could fly.

Alex: Oh yeah, that's not true.

Kieron: I know that because he didn't fly on Doctor Who, and the TV never lies.