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Who is this boy?

A small ginger boy with an affinity for science. It has been heavily rumoured that he is secretly Dexter Boy Genius. this was recently proved WRONG by Dale himself, as dexter is square and dale is not. He is rumoured by some to be the anti-Christ and his current plot is the downfall of mankind and the destruction of his nemesis, John's Hair.

Avoids being seen by Adam on the way up the hill, has succeeded twice so far, almost three when John aka John's Hair was sent to distract him by talking to him, which ended up in John getting past after he and Adam did that famous Monty Python sketch.

Some, who are Pastafarians, believe Dale to be the Midgit [sic] created by his almighty Noodleness (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism), Some believe He may just be a Prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Dale might just be one of the few people the Flying Spaghetti Monster still has a noodly appendage on, only time will tell.

Is an 'out-of-the-closet' ginger.

Dale has two heads, and he knows it!

Dale in Y10

Dale has also managed to get pregnant, give birth to Michael Jackson and exchange him for a squid called Squidy all in the space of 1 week. Squidy was later eaten on the basis of him being a Nazi, proclaimed by Dale at least.

Married Life

Dale is known for being married to the mob, having recently given birth to the mob's baby. He was given a drug and gambling den with happy fun fun prostitutes as an anniversary present from the mob. Another recent event was when Dale did his work experience with the mob, in the 1970s, explaining his recent change of hair which is slowly progressing back into the present and on into the future of hair.

Quotes

• I'm not Dexter - I'm Dale!!
• ALBUQUERQUE!
• I'm a pizza.
• Hey, don't do that!
• Joe!!!! usually said after Joe has said or done something stupid, basically after everything he does
• I'm a people.