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Tom Greenhalgh is well known for his flowing Goldilocks hair. He cannot be separated from his blue Le Coq Sportif coat, and some rumours circulating suggest he cannot sleep without it. While listening to his iPod he likes to shake his hand under the table, but no one has yet found out what he is actually shaking. His love interest goes as far as his workmate Rosie. It was only yesterday when Mrs Ashworth found him illegally browsing on the internet googling a name change website in an attempt to change his name from Tom to Jim.

Tom has an interest in many unorthodox and disgusting sexual practices and his knowledge of such is unmatched throughout BRGS, but only further bolstered when Heskey made the mistake of defining 'munging' to him. An unsavoury character indeed.

To many of his peers in English Language, he is seen as the class clown, as he is constantly mocked by the scouse speaking; house stealing; drug dealing teacher.

Quotes

• "Wanna see my weasel?"
• "Lick the bean and we'll all come clean!"
• "Sweaty Beaver!"
• "well, munging is..."
• "When you see that pink beaver, no man can resist."