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Factfile

Name: Rebecca Louise Dawson

Nicknames: Rebecki, Becca & Berecca

Form: 8n

Form Tutor: Mr Chambers

Birthday: 22nd August

11 Facts About Rebecca

1. Her best friends are Eve White (her PE and Ear buddy) and Rebecca Allcock.

2. Is going out with Callan Lofthouse in 8R.

3. Has a friend called Eve White who is going out with Joe Holdsworth-Miller in 8R.

4. Went through a phase of saying everyone (who she didn't know there name) was called Dave

5. Went through a phase of saying everyoun (who she didn't know there name) was called Keith. They had a pop quiz in geography and someone actually was called Keith, but no-one listened to her. =(

6. Was fighting with Joe Holdsworth-Miller for half of lunch time over HER 5p!!

7. Played a slut/chav/bimbo in RS and seemed to really enjoy it =P

8. Goes to scouts and no.. it isn't just for boys!

9. A co- creator of The protein shakes

10. Doesn't give Micah Young or anybody else lap dances and never has.

11. Is not blind, deaf and DOESN'T have a bald patch.

Shoes, Books, Etc

• Some People Who Will Remain Un-named managed to break the ceiling in their form room using shoes (Rebeccas). They then hid the ceiling tile that had fallen down behind the cupboard but teachers manages to find it. The form got asked if they knew what had happened but everyone stayed silent...apart from Adam who ingeniously said "I think it was someone in this form". Olivia then rescued us by saying "No - it was just some randomer" Mr Parkinson beleived us being the idiot that he is. The form weren't locked out or punnished in any way. LUCKY US!!
• We (Me and Eve) throw a music book, a french book and a hairbrush out the window and we get a 10 minute lecture (The hairbrush did almost knock a dinner lady out but still!! - Becca threw the hairbrush )The people who broke the ceiling had previously thrown:
• A pencil case
• A science textbook
• A badge
• An orange
• A sanitary towel
• A german book
• Christmas decorations
• And Much More. They didnt even get done for it, when we got a 10 MINUTE lecture!! Our fate was in the hands of the dinner ladies - we apparently should've been in someones office!! Now if ANYTHING goes wrong we are always automatically blamed. It's SOOO not fair.

The Hill

The hill is a very funny place where Rebecca genraly gets her shoes stolen and then passed round. Then someone like Greg will appear and shove her down the hill so they roll in a very dodgey-looking way. And when she gets bored of the hill (or gets kicked off) she goes and finds Gary and watches some fly porn.

Protein Shakes

'Protein Shakes' were invented by Rebecca Dawson, Rebecca Allcock, Eve White and Micah Young during the year seven trip to Paris. Go on The protein shakes page to find out more. =)

The Gang

• Eve - Tall, Funny and does Mission Impossible to get out of the cinema (Eve says: i only did that once, and the people who we threw popcorn at were rather a lot bigger than us)

• Becca - Nice and Likes singing and humming ALOT!!! Can be very annoying but she is still one of my my best freinds.

• Micah - Small, Funny and can make virtually everyone laugh. His evil cackle is the funnyest thing I have ever heard!!

• Simon - Also small and funny. He had to take a picture of Gingy on the Germany trip to check he had all his clothes on and he likes hiding under tables or in corners.

• Matthew - Funny and has good music taste. He likes making jokes at other peoples expence.

Becca seems to like having friends who are a good laugh!! XD

Quotes

• "Am i wearing my glasses?"

• "EEWW!!! I'VE GOT A CONDOM IN MY HAIR!!!!!"

• "Is that callan? or is it a girl? it could be callan, or it might be a girl... I can't tell"

• Becca A: Whos that outside the door?

Becca D: Pfft, probably just a couple of gays

• Becca A goes and checks*

Becca A: Nope, its Callan and Joseph

• "No Micah, I'm only using legal contraception"

• "My new nickname: bad ass Bex"

• (whilst playing nervous) "OOH!! I know me and Micah. No! I mean me and Becca."

• "Where did everybody go?" (turns around) "There they are!"

• (In german)"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, three"

• (In Spanish) "One, two.. (In French) three, four, five.. (In German) four, five, six, seven eight.. (In English) nine..(In German) two, three

• "Do you think you have to put money in this vending machine?"

• I'm not blind, I'm not deaf, and I don't have a bloody bald patch!!

• "It wasn't my fault; it was pinochio's!"

• EEVVEE!!! Give me my bloody *insert object here* back!!

• "Ich bin Phantasialand"

• "Sam!!"

• Owain: I'm in Hell

Eve: I'm in Heaven

Becca: I'm on EARTH!!

• Eve: Wow..you're a chav AND LIVE IN BACUP!!

Becca: And whats wrong with living in Bacup??

Eve: Seeee..she is a chav!!

• Eve: I once dropped my troll in Manchester

Becca: Who's Charlie?

• Becca: OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE THIS CHEESE GRATER!!!!!!

Mum: Ok then... whatever turns you on.

• Eve: What day is it today?

Becca D: Monday

Micah: Really?

Becca A: No, it's Friday

Becca D: I'm sure it's Monday, are you sure it's Friday?

Becca A: YES!!

Eve: Well we did the concert yesterday.

Becca D: Oh Yeah. Well you could've done it on a Sunday.

Becca A: Well we were at school on the same day we did the concert.

Eve: Silly Becca

Becca D: Hmm, I could've sworn it was Monday