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'jesus said in the parable of...", | 'jesus said in the parable of...", | ||
Revision as of 11:06, 22 November 2006
Character
Mr Jackson . if he doesn't like you he won't pretend he does; yet those he does like are often subjected to cutting sarcasm and ripped in front of the entire set. However if he doesn't like the whole set, e.g. Business Studies and AS Economics then he produces large amounts of boring essays and textbook work. His sets get some of the best results in the school. He is also addicted to caffeine, caffeine is great isnt it sir... it makes the days faster, the students stupider, and it makes your mind and ur whiteboard pen race at the speed of a landing jet plane. Sir is also rather partial to ripping the schools attempts at budgeting and... wait, no i cant possibly divulge any more information. Basically, Digga-deet-deet-jacko is subversive, intelligent and to first years, an absolutly horrible individual. But he is utterly hilarious, so fair dues to him.
Oasis?
He is said to bear an uncanny resemblance to Noel Gallagher from Oasis and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. Kirsty Wright (ex-pupil) was, and is, smitten. His effect on her was something like... bright red cheeks, hiding behind textbooks and many lusty outbursts, professing love and commitment to the jacko name.
Proposed Legendary Status
He is an absolute legend, and even though his students have a good laugh, they tend to do more work in his lessons than any other teachers - he should be appreciated! Well, this is a matter for debate. He actually can be quite confusing at times, but it stimulates you to find out what the hell is gong on all by yourself, and he makes you want to PROVE YOUR NOT THICK. Nice one.
p.s. very good mates with the one like Mr Overend! :D
- What's happened to his cat?**
- Mr Jackson has no friends (apart from Mr. Overend). For company he has cardboard boxes and his cat blackie, but unfortunately he ran blackie over in a tragic accident and killed him.He has a new cat Victoria who he has promised not to run over. **
Quotes
"Fair Dues To You",
'i dare say',
'pathetic',
'but you won't understand that',
'jesus said in the parable of...",
